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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato
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For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
William Shakespeare
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry
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Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.
Thomas Jefferson
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say scientists' I meant Irish people.
Tina Fey
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Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.
Winston Churchill
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Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.
Wiley
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Beer is a wholesome liquor ..it abounds with nourishment.
Dr. Benjamin Rush
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Al Bundy
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright
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They who drink beer will think beer.
Washington Irving
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Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.
David Rains Wallace
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Ancient Egyptian Saying
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A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
Paracelsus
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Welhelm
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Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.
Bruce Carlton
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Harold Rudolph
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People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Capital Brewery
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Jack Handy
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A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.
Jim Parker
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For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
William Shakespeare
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Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Hervey Allen
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson
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Give a man a beer, he'll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he'll be drunk the rest of his life.
Author Unknown
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Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton
“
There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.
Stephen Morris
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman
“
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
“
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato
“
For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
William Shakespeare
“
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
“
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry
“
Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.
Thomas Jefferson
“
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say scientists' I meant Irish people.
Tina Fey
“
Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.
Winston Churchill
“
Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.
Wiley
“
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
“
Beer is a wholesome liquor ..it abounds with nourishment.
Dr. Benjamin Rush
“
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Al Bundy
“
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright
“
They who drink beer will think beer.
Washington Irving
“
Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.
David Rains Wallace
“
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Ancient Egyptian Saying
“
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
Paracelsus
“
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Welhelm
“
Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.
Bruce Carlton
“
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Harold Rudolph
“
People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Capital Brewery
“
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Jack Handy
“
A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.
Jim Parker
“
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
William Shakespeare
“
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Hervey Allen
“
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson
“
Give a man a beer, he'll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he'll be drunk the rest of his life.
Author Unknown
“
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton
“
There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.
Stephen Morris
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