Friday 26 May 2017

Crazy Family Sayings and Quotes



I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Erma Bombeck





My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'

Penelope Lombard





If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present"and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.    

Robert Brault





Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.

unknown





If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

Ashleigh Brilliant





If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.    

Jeff Foxworthy





Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements    

Elizabeth II





My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Rodney Dangerfield





Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

Douglas Adams





Being crazy isn't enough.

Dr. Seuss





Where to look if you've lost your mind?

Bernard Malamud





Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon 'em.

Emilie Autumn





Crazy is a relative term in my family!

unknown





It's hard to give up the self-esteem connected to being codependent and appearing 'right,' which is probably survival behavior learned from growing up in a crazy family. It feels like you will actually disappear.    

Melody Beattie





Ask anyone and they'll most likely say their family is crazy, and if they don't say their family is crazy, their friends are crazy. That's because everyone is crazy after taking the mask off. People are most themselves when not really trying to fit in, when either alone or around those already closest to them, and that is crazy.

Criss Jami





No one wants to rattle the cage of a "crazy" person whose family tends to snap.

Nicole Gulla





Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Cary Grant





Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

R. D. Laing





Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it.    

Elizabeth Wurtzel





I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope





I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.    

Victor Borge





The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended- and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended.

Robert Frost





Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Evan Esar





In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.

Margaret Laurence





Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.

Wayne H.





Insanity does not run in my family. Rather, it strolls through, taking its time, getting to know everyone personally.    

unknown





We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.

Samuel Beckett





Every family has that one crazy person in it. If you're missing one I seem to have a few extras.

unknown





A crazy person has the ability to make a sane person crazy.    

unknown





Never judge someone by their relatives.    

Charles Martin

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